OH NO WHAT HAVE I DONE!!!!!
As the Parkview Picklefest draws near and the final preparations are being made we realise just what a cosy evening it's going to be, with about 70 guests in a two up two down, but hey we're all friends! Most alarming is the sighting of a big cat in the area, apparently it's not dangerous as long as strongbow is in plentiful supply. We are asking if all guests would bring a bottle and a piece of cheese or box of crackers (for cheese not the ones you pull), some have already mentioned they will also be bringing their own supply of Gaviscon as they are anticipating an Ingleton indigestion epidemic during the following days. If you have noticed stinging eyes or a runny nose over the past couple of weeks it is probably due to the strong smell of vinegar in the air as everyone is busy pickling for England, recipes are being kept a closely guarded secret with all picklers playing their cards close to their chest.
We can expect fierce competition as exhibitors are coming from far and wide Gloustershire, Cumbria,Co Durham, Lancashire and of course North Yorkshire, this years event could well see another war or the roses!!
May the best pickle win.
Happy Pickling Pickle lovers
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